I might be going out on a limb here, but I'll betcha their ain't many folks out there can say they got this close to the Super Store. Close enough to touch it practically. Oh yeah, people often ask me what it was like. To be that close I mean. They figure it must have been the most wonderful experience in the world. The kind of thing I would proudly tell my grandchildren about someday. Well, that isn't entirely the case. It's hard to explain it really. Sure, as you approach the Super Store you become giddy, screaming your head off like a little school girl at an Insync concert, but as you get closer and closer, gradually it begins to hit you. That overwhelming sense of "superdom", as I call it. It's just that it's so damn high up there on the "super" scale. "Super" beyond all reason. So "super" in fact, that it's humbling. It really reminds a person of the utter meaninglessness of the pathetic excuse for an existence he calls his life. At least that's the effect it had on me. Otherwise, it was pretty cool though, I must say.