Whenever anyone asks me if I consider myself to be an animal lover, I always say yes. Then again, I guess it would be more accurate to say that I aspire to be one. You see, it is a goal of mine to one day love animals just like these. Incidentally, the third one is kind of a fall back position but hey, beggars can’t be choosers. Besides, I’ve always felt that squirrels have a certain sexy way about them. Especially the female ones. And that’s not to take anything away from the males either. Believe me, I’ve seen some pretty hot male squirrels in my day. As a matter of fact, in another life I could definitely picture myself as a gay squirrel. Speaking of which, I wonder how homosexuality is viewed within the squirrel community? I’ll bet they’re more tolerant in general. Alas, if only we humans could be more like them, living naked in tree stumps and probably having all kinds of crazy sex, the world would be so much better for it, but I digress.