Note to the Anti-Christ. If you’re really serious about getting this whole Apocalypse thing started, the first thing you need to do is come up with some new agents of suffering and torment. I mean, seriously, maybe there was a time when the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse got folks fired up about the End Times, but in this day and age, four scary dudes on horseback aren’t going to get me, or anyone else, to embrace the thought of impending death and destruction. On the other hand, if you were to unleash, say, The Four Hot Chicks of the Apocalypse, I think we would all be much more receptive to this Armageddon idea of yours. Just some food for thought.