You know, despite having seen all of those wonderful Star Wars movies I never had any idea that Chewbacca was a south paw. Here we see him pitching at Fenway Park. I wonder if he was pitching for or against the Sox. It’s impossible to tell because he’s not wearing a uniform. Hey, wait a damn minute! He’s not wearing any clothes at all! He’s just a naked wookie! All he’s got on is that damn satchel! Come to think of it, that’s all he’s ever had on! My God, that’s freakin obscene! Well this changes everything. The Star Wars Saga had always been pure in my eyes. Sure, Princess Leah was dressed rather provocatively when she was enslaved by Jabba the Hut, but it was nothing overtly offensive. Little did I know that, as an innocent and impressionable youth, I was being gratuitously exposed to a nude wookie. Damn you George Lucas! Damn you for exposing so many of us to your twisted wookie porn!