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A Whale of a Problem
As you all know whales are notoriously heavy sleepers. I know it, you know it, the American people know it and Charlie the Tuna of StarKist fame knows it. That’s why he hatched a plan to hire a construction crew to pull Willy the Whale out of the ocean. Unbelievably, Willy did not wake up until that bastard Charlie stuffed Willy’s blowhole with 10 lbs of chunk light tuna. Charlie didn’t even use the good albacore stuff, he took down Willy with a second string tuna.
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