The Best Defense
U.S. Army Gen. George Casey, at a recent Pentagon press conference, unveiled what he calls the “Scissors Defense.” Apparently it is designed to thwart any paper based attacks against the United States or our interests abroad. Well that’s all fine and good, but what if some sleeper cell has already infiltrated our borders and has access to rocks. It’s not entirely implausible. Unfortunately, despite my vehement protests, our nation’s quarries continue to go virtually unguarded. So what if the unthinkable happens? What then, General? A lot of damn good those scissors are gonna do us!