THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO GOO

During group discussion in Philosophy class, I asked Mrs. Goldstein a mind numbing question.

I began by asking what is reality. I said what if I had my erect Doctor Seuss in your tight Jewish love hole? Would that be reality, I asked?

And if so would Mr. Goldstein like to watch? Perhaps take some tasteful, black and whites?

I thought Philosophy teachers were more open to hypotheticals. She surprisingly disappointed me.