THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO GOO
GOO’S SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS
Sometimes when I go out, well, most times when I go out, my wife has to make excuses for me. I’ve always said it would be nice if society looked at my shenanigans the same way they would if I was an innocent child. For example when I crawl up to a women with big breastesses and reach up squeezing my hands in the air in a "give me" fashion, saying “MOMMY, ME NEED MILKY.” Sometimes the women get angry at this.
At parties I’m very fond of hiding behind a chair in the corner of the room and crapping my pants. When everyone looks over and says what are you doing, my wife interjects with, “Leave him be, he is just working on a poopy.”
My wife and I took the kids to Capital City to meet the Mayor. I pissed on his leg and told him that he looked funny. My wife kindly smiled and said Goo’s certainly say the darnedest things don’t they? The Mayor agreed and said they certainly do. Later that night the two of them had sex in front of me, while I wore a cloak and spoke in a spooky spooky voice.
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