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Shocking Behind the Trunk Photo's of the Tree of Life!!!
This exclusive photo reveals the never before seen backside of the Tree of Life. Scientist Goober Ray Goblins from the NutZAC Institute speculates that the Trees true power lies not in the Tree’s Roots as previously thought, but from the homosexual Gnome that accesses the tree from a metal ladder contraption in the rear. HA>>>HA…I said “in the rear” This gay little Gnome has fairy power. With this “fairy-power” the sissy little Gnome gives Magical Goody Gum Drops to the Tree, enriched by the power of Gayness the tree radiates power. Super Gay Power.
Note: the views in this article are not the views of thepeppercornkid or its subsidiaries. These views are held solely by Goo Goblins, who is a Raging Queen (so it’s okay that he makes fun of the “Gays”. It’s like when the Brothers affectionately refer to one another as the “N” word. I say “N” word for fear of negative repercussions from our African American friends. Stay black my brothers…Peace and Chicken Grease (This is not a sneaky attempt to suggest that Negroes enjoy partaking in the eating of the chicken, or that they are generally greasy creatures).
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