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Philip
Philip was a happy dog. That's because he wasn't married and he could have as much sex with stray bitches as he wanted. Philip was a happy dog...Not a caged, neutered dog forced to live an insufferable existence with a nagging wife. Philip can you pick up some deodorant...Philip you don't listen to me when I talk...Philip don't lick your balls...Philip American Idol is on...No Philip is a happy dog. The kind of dog that can shit in peace without be bothered. The kind of dog that could rip off the fuckin mailman's stupid hand. Yeah, that's the kind of dog Philip is...He's a happy dog.
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