GOO HEARD IT SAID

"Real men wear men.” "Break me off a piece of that PENIS.” "Ricky Martin, my Father…my lover?” “Donald does Dallas.” “The Banana Boat.” “Attack of the Ballsy Super COCK.” “Return of the Ballsy Super COCK.” “ The Tool Box. ” “ Puppy Love. ” “ The Good Ship Lolly-Pop. ” “ Beaches ” “ How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Penis. ” “ The Happy Plumber. ” “ Boys Will Be Boys. ” “ Barbara Streisand Live at the Paramount. ”

Christ, why do you freakin guys keep following me around? Can't you see that I'm trying to have a little alone time with MM, over here?

I would gladly pay you Tuesday.

I love da' Juws they are so cuddley.

So Honey, do you come here often? Do you like the lighting in here? Yeah, that whole light bulb thing that was one of mine. Impressed yet?

Mr. Smith once again you have out done yourself...the week long anal bash was wonderful. Those cocktail waitress were a delight...and that weird looking clean up cowboy with the mop and bucket sure did and excellent job. You tell that little bandit that he can work as my fluffer any day.

I love the "Gay Sex".

I'm sorry, can you say that again in my good ear?

We're in a world of poopy, Joker.

Up yours buddy!

I accomplished this despite all those damn Jews, Negroes, and Gays. I did this for me, for ME!

That guy in the big Yellow Hat is a real Fag...and I'm not talking about one of them European Cigarettes.

That Pig-Pen is a nice piece of ass.

Goo Goblins is a punk ass, beaaoutch

I am extraordinarily queer.

I am extraordinarily queer.

Dem' Chickens sure are right purdy...I like to have sexual relations with all of my poultry. My Momma always said it takes a hard man to properly entice a stubborn Chicken