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02/06The World's Voice of Reason - Motorists Who Got Caught In Snow Storm &..
A recording of a ranting official in the country's traffic management department..
02/06The Satirical Political Report - Coke's Super Bowl Ad Features &#..
Mover over Joe Greene, there's a new 'Stealer' in town.
02/06News Mutiny - Study Finds Heroin Cures Affects of Life on Life
Heroin, a derivative of the anesthetic morphine, has been found to effectively cure t..
02/06CAP News - John Tesh Shuts Down Own Social Media Site
This was John Tesh's latest attempt to stay financially solvent as his popularit..
02/05The World's Voice of Reason - Your Month Ahead - Taurus
For a brief moment this month you will be able to understand what a dog is saying whe..
02/05The Satirical Political Report - GOP's Latest Trumped-Up Charge A..
Come on baby, light my fire.

The Onion Headlines

02/05Nation Horrified By Carolina Panthers' Disturbingly Graphic Logo Redes..
Nation Horrified By Carolina Panthers' Disturbingly Graphic Logo Redesign
02/05Completely Whipped Man Crying At Wife’s Funeral
Completely Whipped Man Crying At Wife’s Funeral
02/05Area Dad Figures He's Got At Least Three More Months Of Screwing Aroun..
LIVERMORE, CA—Judging by his 18-month-old son's recent cognitive developments, ..
02/05Fan On The Street: On Mike Tyson Being Inducted Into WWE Hall Of Fame
On Mike Tyson Being Inducted Into WWE Hall Of Fame
02/05TV Listings: Meet The Press
NBC 10 a.m. EST/9 a.m. CST David Gregory finally remembers to bring in a framed photo..
02/04Novak Djokovic Signs Endorsement Deal With Serbia's Top Brand Of Luxur..
Novak Djokovic Signs Endorsement Deal With Serbia's Top Brand Of Luxury Goats
02/04FINDLAY, OH—Two hours after she woke up, Madeline Tarver, 16, crawled ..
FINDLAY, OH—Two hours after she woke up, Madeline Tarver, 16, crawled back in b..
02/04Suitcase Spends All Year Looking Forward To Carousel Ride
Suitcase Spends All Year Looking Forward To Carousel Ride
02/04Jacksonville Jags To Go Without A Head Coach For 2012
JACKSONVILLE, FL—Claiming that it "doesn't really make a difference," Jacksonvi..
02/04Incest Survivor Dumped
Incest Survivor Dumped

Dave's Daily Headlines

01/22Eleven-Month-Old-Boy Accidentally Dials 911 And Gets Dad Arrested
A B.C. man probably wishes he had given his 11-month-old son a set of keys to play wi..
01/22Mother Unplugs Video Game, Son Throws Taco At Her
Authorities say a central Florida 19-year-old threw a taco at his mother for unpluggi..
01/22Man Swaps Empty Lobster Shell For Crab Legs
After he finished his lobster dinner, an upstate New York man apparently was still hu..
01/22Joke Of The Day
You will laugh at this one!
01/22Oldsmar Man Arrested After Crashing Into Parked Car, Store, Fence, The..
It began with a parked car. Then the front window of a business. Then a fence. And, f..
01/22Priceless Skidmark
Yuck!
01/21Judge Mocks "Inept" Naked Burglar
A naked burglar was caught after getting stuck in a supermarket chimney.
01/21Angry Husband Throws Cat At Wife
A man in New York state is facing charges after throwing a cat at his wife during an ..
01/21Top 99 Women Of 2009
AskMen.com's top 99 most desirable women is in!
01/21Daily Funny Jokes
Random clean jokes daily... laugh

The Spoof News Headlines

02/06A Very Depressed Jennifer Aniston Fears That Justin Theroux Is Getting..
OXNARD, California - Jennifer Aniston had driven up the Pacific Coast Highway to ..
02/06Kate Gosselin Finding Comfort and Joy In The Arms of Maksim Chmerkovs..
VENICE BEACH - It appears that "The Badboy of The Ballroom" Dancing With The Star..
02/06Russia Announces New Mentos And Soft Drink Powered Flight To The Moon
Russia has just announced their plans to step foot on the moon before the end of the ..
02/06Greece Must Bend Over for the Money
ATHENS -- At a secret meeting outside the city last night, the so-called ..
02/06NFL Grounds Madonna For Super Bowl: FAA Found Her Bat Wings Structura..
BILLINGSGATE POST - NFL officials announced this afternoon that Madonna will not ..
02/06Rumors of A Romantic Involvement Between Johnny Depp and Lindsay Lohan..
CATALINA ISLAND, California - According to several unnamed sources there appears ..
02/06President Obama Is Seriously Considering Dumping Joe Biden and Having ..
WASHINGTON, D.C. - There are some political rumblings in the White House concerni..
02/06Kim Kardashian Reportedly Has Her Sights Set On Kobe Bryant
BEVERLY HILLS - Kim Kardashian was shopping on Rodeo Drive at the famed Dolce & G..
02/06Nina Dobrev Insists That The Alleged Erotic Internet Photos of Her and..
BEVERLY HILLS - Nina Dobrev, the star of Vampire Diaries, was sitting in her usua..
02/06Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Talk Candidly About Their "Wow Factor"
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Justin Bieber and his girlfriend Selena Gomez were taking a nic..

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