Smooth Talkin' Kid

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Are you from Tennessee?
No, why?
Because you're the only pretty one in here.
You're an ass!



I'm bigger and better than the Titanic.
How's That?
Only 200 women drowned on the Titanic.
You're an ass!



Did you have Campbell's Soup today?
No, why?
Because you look mighty tasty.
Freak!



I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to you.
Your an ass!
OK, terrific then.



I think there's something wrong with my eyes.
Why's that?
Cause I can't see so good, God Damn It!
Freak!



What do you say I saddle you up and take you for a little ride, sweet Mama?
Srew You!
Is that a no?



Excuse me, do you have any raisins?
No.
How about a fig or perhaps a pomegranate?
You're an ass!



Can I buy you a drink?
Sure?
OK, here's the thing. I kinda don't have any money.
You're an ass!



I hope you know CPR because I'm short of breath.
Freak!
No! That didn't come out right. I mean I'm breathless over here. Oh Screw It!



How do you like my chaps, honey baby?
Get away from me, Freak!
Well, I think that went rather smoothly.



Baby, you must be a broom?
Why's that?
Because you just look like one, that's all.
You're an ass!



Is that a pepper shaker in my pocket or am I just happy to see you?
Get away from me, Freak!
No, wait. It really is just a pepper shaker. Damn!



You make me melt like nuts on a sundae.
Freak!
I mean hot fudge, Hot Fudge!



Do you come here often?
Not really.
Great, great, great ... Wow!
Freak!



Your father must be a thief.
Why do you say that?
Because someone stole the stars from the sky and now you have them. I mean that they are now in your possession.
You're an ass!



Can I borrow a quarter?
What for?
Because I want to call my mom and tell her I just met a girl.
You're an ass!


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