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For Sale Guy?

When looking to sell your home in this competitive housing market it is extremely important to choose a realty company that will go that extra mile for you. Well look no further because we at Max21 Realty are just that kind of company. You see, not only will Max21 place a For Sale sign on your front lawn, we will also provide you with a well dressed gentleman to hold up that sign. And that’s not all. In addition to holding up the sign, that very same well dressed gentleman will do funny little dances in your front yard in an attempt to attract more attention to your home. He will also carry a very loud whistle, which he will blow incessantly at all hours in between shouts of “House, house man, get your house here!” In addition, upon request, the agent will also be happy to taunt your neighbors for no additional charge. But wait, there’s more. Just in case your house isn’t selling through these conventional means, each of our “yard agents” is also provided with a big bag of sharp rocks to throw at passers by, because unlike many other realty companies, we at Max21 are not above physically assaulting people in order to coerce them into buying your home. And that, my friend, is called going the extra mile.

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Random Strange Thoughts from the Kid

Most people have heard of the "Grapes of Wrath", however, only a precious few are familiar with the "Blueberries of Indignation". Why is this?

Why do I usually carry an onion around in my pocket when I go out in public, you ask? Actually, it's to preserve my tough guy image. Allow me to explain. You see, I have a tendency to get all sentimental and emotional over certain things. For instance, those touching love stories you sometimes see on TV or in the movies often set me off. So whenever I feel a good cry coming on, I just whip out the onion, break it open and proceed to rub it directly in my eyes. That way, instead of coming off like a sappy little sissy boy crying over a love story, I reinforce my image as the bad ass dude who's both tough and crazy enough to rub raw onions directly in his own eyes for no apparent reason.

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Random Thoughts from Goo Goblins

I like to set really loud ring tones and then hide my cell phone in secret places while at work, and then I like to stand in the middle of the office and ask if I could borrow someone's cell phone to call mine so I can find it. When it begins rigning I say "Do you hear that, listen carefully, it's my phone, and it's up my ass again."

What if your mind had a mind of its own?

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Random Thoughts from Buckshot the Bandit

Buckshot once hit Chuck Norris and when Chuck woke up, his clothes WERE out of style.

Have you ever heard of the two-headed horseman? He is some guy that dresses up in scary black clothes and rides a horse around town demanding that someone return his missing head. Now, he does have a normal head just like all of us but he is very adamant that he was born with a 2nd head that rests on top of his normal head. His only proof is that he has one of those toy mechanical claws and says that he used to use it to put hats on his "top head." Say what you want about the man but with proof like that who are we to label him crazy?

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