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from Goo, Buckshot and the Kid (The Fearsome Threesome)

The Juggler

Oh, the tragic existence of the invisible object juggler. Without question, he's mastered a craft which involves far greater skill than regular juggling. After all, the things he juggles are invisible and that makes them so much more difficult to catch. You can see the intense concentration on his face as he attempts to handle the five invisible flaming torches in this picture. One false move and he could be seriously injured. But alas, to his close minded audience he is nothing more than a pathetic weirdo pretending to juggle by waving his hands up and down in a juggling motion. I think that perhaps only the invisible lion lion tamer goes more unrecognized for his work. Yeah, nobody ever really pays any attention to that guy at all. Owe, and we must not forget the invisible man himself, who also goes virtually unnoticed. It's a shame too, because from what I've heard he's one hell of a contortionist. Apparently, he can bend himself into all sorts of pretzel-like shapes and whatnot. At least that's what he claims anyway. Nobody's ever actually seen him do it of course.

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Random Strange Thoughts from the Kid

I read the other day that in some small French town they baked the biggest cookie in “recorded history.” Of course, that still leaves the door open to the possibility that the cavemen may have at one time made an even larger cookie, which by the way, would go right along with my theory that extraterrestrials once visited the Earth and taught the ancient peoples how to produce oversized baked goods.

When someone is speechless people will often say “What’s the matter, cat got your tongue?” Well using the same logic, I like to ask constipated people if the cat’s got their ass.

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Random Thoughts from Goo Goblins

You ever be sitting in a board meeting while a District manager is rambling on and you decide it would probably be a real good idea to slowly creep up behind him, and then dive on top of him hugging him saying “You make so many wonderful points, I just want to snuggle with you, my Mr. Smarty Man.”

They say ants are supposed to be so strong in relation to their size, that’s why I always pick fights with them. Think About It?

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Random Thoughts from Buckshot the Bandit

Whenever people are mad at me I tell them to blame it on the rain. I don't need to take their shit.

If you ever ask someone how old they are and they reply with anything over 125 they're probably lying.

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