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Perhaps you look at this photo and think of the ballet. I, on the other hand, look at it and see the face of injustice. First off, I think itís ridiculous that being female is a prerequisite for being a ballerina. I know there are male ballet dancers and all, but theyíre not ballerinas. So where does that leave someone like me? You see, ever since I was a young lad, all I ever wanted to be was a ballerina. Now, donít get the wrong idea. Itís not like Iím some kind of sissy or anything like that. Itís just that the thought of putting on eye liner and lipstick, dressing in a pink tutu and prancing around flamboyantly on my tippy-toes arouses me tremendously on a sexual level. But no, apparently the wonderful world of ballet has no room for guys like me.

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Random Strange Thoughts from the Kid

If itís true that those who do not learn from past mistakes are doomed to repeat them, then I just want to make it known that the mistake I made last weekend, sitting around watching football and drinking beer when I was supposed to be doing yard work, well, letís just say I donít think I learned a whole lot from that.

If at first you donít succeed, try, try again. Just to illustrate the point, take the old coke machine example. You can try to get the machine to take your dollar once or twice at most and then walk away thirsty and dejected, or you can continue to try again and again, repeatedly jamming the bill into the slot for hours. Eventually, and I know from personal experience, you will find yourself on your knees, reduced to a delirious quivering wretch, not knowing whether to blame the machine itself or your crinkled-up dollar bill for this terrible betrayal. OK, maybe thatís a bad example.

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Random Thoughts from Goo Goblins

You ever go up to a nun and slap her right upside the head and then say ďCome on, give me that other cheek Sista.Ē Think about it!

When I see a man and a woman arguing in public, I like to invite myself into the conversation by saying, ďWhat are you guys talking about?Ē Usually, the man gets angry and says ďWhy donít you mind your business buddy,Ē or youíll even get the occasional ďFuck Off.Ē At this point I just grab the guy by the head and attempt to make out with him. Saying ďyou donít mean those horrible things, donít let your anger at her come between us.Ē

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Random Thoughts from Buckshot the Bandit

When your a kid growing up your parents are always telling you to Just Say No to drugs. Personally, I think that if you are talking to drugs it's probably a little too late to say no.

I like kids. What I don't like are those damn shoes that are the "new thing" for kids these days. You know those fucking things with wheels on the bottom of them. Every time I see a kid go rolling by with those things on I'd like to grab them by the back of their little kid neck pull off one of those shoes and start beating them over the head with it. Now don't get me wrong, I wouldn't do any permanent damage to the kid, just enough to make him think twice before putting those things back on his feet. I don't know, maybe that's just me.

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