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Corporal Punishment

I think it’s a shame that the schools are no longer permitted to use corporal punishment as a means of instilling discipline. Think about it. We’re really doing our children a major disservice. I mean, how is a kid ever supposed to learn to stop fidgeting in his seat if he doesn’t have the benefit of having bricks broken over his head with a sledgehammer? I remember back to my days in Catholic school and the nuns who used to bury me up to my neck in the woods and leave me for dead. Believe me, I didn’t appreciate it then, but now I realize that their tough love helped mold me into the man I am today.

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Random Strange Thoughts from the Kid

They say “you can’t teach an old dog new tricks” but then again, who cares? I never felt that old dogs made good magicians anyway.

Looking back now, I sometimes wonder if the monster in my closet was really just a harmless gay guy not yet ready to come out.

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Random Thoughts from Goo Goblins

What if your mind had a mind of its own?

When I see my boss in his office taking a sip of his coffee, I like to quickly barge in and say “don’t drink that, I’ve pissed in it again, and I’m really sorry.”

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Random Thoughts from Buckshot the Bandit

When ever I am bleeding... be it from a paper cut, a hang nail or a scab that I just picked I always blame it on those leeches. It doesn't matter where I am or what I'm doing, I just yell out "Those damned leeches got me again!" This only works for small cuts though because I think we all know that there is no such thing as a giant leech. If I ever get my head cut off I don't think my trick will fool anyone because to date, there have been no reports of leech be-headings.

If I ever get eaten by piranhas that would really piss me off.

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