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Here we see FBI Director Robert Mueller making a point while testifying before the U.S. Senate Judiciary Committee on Capitol Hill in Washington. And the point he is making? It's simple really. He thinks that the only way we're ever gonna be able to defeat the terrorists is with the Kung Fu. As he demonstrates his patented karate chop move, he explains that a crack group of Ninjas strategically placed along US borders is the only feasible way of keeping "evil doers" out. Of course, these Ninjas would not be dressed in the traditional Ninja garb. Oh no, instead they would be disguised as farm animals. In fact, most of them would work in teams of two, one Ninja dressed as the horses front end and the other as the horses ass. That way, what would seem to potential terrorists as just a couple of harmless weirdos walking around in a horse suit would turn out to be an ass whoopin waiting to happen. And as for the "evil doers" who have already infiltrated the US? According to Mueller, he and his devastating karate chop move are fixin to take care of those bastards personally.

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Random Strange Thoughts from the Kid

My friend told me that I should see that ďOmenĒ movie. He said it would ďscare the pants off meĒ but Iím a bit skeptical. I donít know, itís just that I simply canít imagine any possible scenario in which I would become so frightened that I would feel compelled to remove my slacks. Then again, it would give me a good excuse to run through the theater naked, so I may have to see it after all.

As far as Iím concerned, horses have a pretty crappy selection to choose from when it comes to footwear.

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Random Thoughts from Goo Goblins

They say Aunts are supposed to be so strong, no, actually I never heard that said about Aunts.

You ever wonder if Wonder bread was alive, would it be like a bag of individuals lined side by side, or just one poor guy sliced up into a lot of little pieces? Think About It?

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Random Thoughts from Buckshot the Bandit

Most sayings make sense to me and most of the ones I have had questions about have been cleared up by the Kid, but what the hell does rule of thumb mean. Is it that before evolution we where ruled by a giant king thumb and what ever legislation he passed was called a "rule of thumb". This line of reasoning raises another question. Did this giant king thumb have small thumbs on his hand like we do today because if he did not how the hell did he ever sign the proposed rules. Maybe he just rolled some red paint on his face and head butted the paper. After a successful head butting of a new "rule of thumb" I imagine that the red-faced king thumb and all the other thumbs in the kingdom gathered and celebrated with sparklers and Sunny D.

If someone makes you nervous and that person asks you "Do I make you nervous?" Most normal people would say "No, of course not." Now you're screwed because you're double nervous and you know that they are onto you.

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