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Sasquatch Revealed?
Here it is! The first real solid photographic evidence of Big Foot. Taken by an amateur photographer in a remote region of the Pacific Northwest, this remarkable image of the Sasquatch has the scientific community in an uproar. Believe it or not, there are still some who will not accept this obvious evidence as proof. Instead, they blindly continue to cling to the notion that this modern day Wookie is a mere fairytale. They make the outlandish claim that the creature captured in this photograph is actually, in their words, “just a damn rabbit!” And what is their basis for saying this? The only flimsy reasons they give are that the “alleged rabbit” is very small like a rabbit, has big rabbit like ears and basically looks exactly like a rabbit in every way. And they call themselves scientists. As you can clearly see from the enhanced image which has been enlarged for clearer viewing, it is quite apparent that this creature is no rabbit. And just get a load of the size of that foot. It’s quite a “big foot”, wouldn’t you say? I believe I rest my case.
Random Strange Thoughts from the Kid
| They say that “two’s company and three’s a crowd.” Well try telling that to the Three Musketeers, the Three Stooges, the Three Amigos, the Three Blind Mice, the Three Wisemen, the Three Little Pigs, the Three Men with that baby, Charlie’s Angels, My Three Sons, the Father the Son & the Holy Ghost, Huey Dewey & Louie, Alvin Simon & Theodore, Snap Crackle & Pop, Peter Paul & Mary, Emerson Lake & Palmer, Crosby Stills & Nash once they ditched that stinkin Young, and last but not least, those three friggin Wise Monkeys. You know, “see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.” |
| I recently discovered that “peep shows” do not actually feature little yellow sugar-coated marshmallow bird-shaped treats and let me tell you, big let down! |
Random Thoughts from Goo Goblins
| I like to go into the supermarket and go over to the seafood section where they have all the fish laid out on crushed ice, and I like to start snowball fights, usually with older women or young children. |
| When offering an excuse on why I’m such a failure in life I often like to make the statement, “If I only had a trunk full of squirrels, the things I could have accomplished, it would have been really something quite remarkable.” |
Random Thoughts from Buckshot the Bandit
| There are 2 kinds of people in the world. Those who think they used peanut butter to make Mr. Ed talk and those that think it was a carrot in the butt. |
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