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Evil Zombies?
At first I thought this left-wing buddy of mine was being a bit ridiculous when he claimed that the Bush Administration was made up almost entirely of evil zombies intent on killing us all in an effort to satisfy their unquenchable thirst for human brains. But after he provided me with this indisputable photographic evidence, I really couldn’t argue with him. It’s just like my father used to tell me as we browsed through the family photo album when I was a young child. He said, “Son, the camera doesn’t lie. Your Uncle Ned has red eyes in that photo because he actually is an evil demon who wants to kill you and steal your soul. And here we have your Great Aunt Gertrude who looks like the living dead in this picture because she actually is an evil zombie who wants to kill you. Oh, and there’s your sister Betsy. She may look perfectly sweet and normal in this photo, but I assure you that she too is out to kill you.”
RANDOM STRANGE THOUGHTS
| Are you familiar with the Super Friends? If so, then you know all about the Wondertwins. I know, they were more of an afterthought with the likes of Superman and Batman roaming the Halls of Justice. But the thing about the Wondertwins is this. Every time they activated their powers and that guy wondertwin took the form of some water product, he knew full well that there was always that chance that the powers would never be deactivated again. Suppose they got separated or the girl wondertwin just decided she liked being the shape of some particular animal. Or suppose their shady monkey sidekick Gleep became disgruntled and pulled some crazy stunt. Under any or all of these circumstances, that poor guy wondertwin would be left to spend eternity as a bucket of water or some damn ice thing. Just think about that for a moment. |
| If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Just to illustrate the point, take the old coke machine example. You can try to get the machine to take your dollar once or twice at most and then walk away thirsty and dejected, or you can continue to try again and again, repeatedly jamming the bill into the slot for hours. Eventually, and I know from personal experience, you will find yourself on your knees, reduced to a delirious quivering wretch, not knowing whether to blame the machine itself or your crinkled-up dollar bill for this terrible betrayal. OK, maybe that’s a bad example. |
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