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Origin Of The Smile?

I call this one "glasses dude in the headset with the laptop holding a sheet of paper and a nice beverage." Clearly he's very happy about something. The question is, what? Perhaps someone just told him a joke on his headset or maybe he's in the process of reading something funny on his computer. These are definite possibilities but they're certainly not the only ones. It could be that he just took a sip of his beverage and it was delightfully refreshing, however, it also could be that his smirk is the result of the giddy anticipation he feels as he prepares to take a sip. Or perhaps someone who is in the room but not visible in the photo has made a funny little face that has brought on the laughter. Then there is the paper possibility. Though he is not looking directly at the paper, it is entirely plausible that he has just seen something quite amusing written on it and is only momentarily glancing away. Or could it be that the cell phone on the table rang at that exact moment and he is overjoyed that someone is actually trying to reach him? I wouldn't rule that one out. Nor can I rule out the possibility that he has just recalled something that happened earlier that day and that this alone has produced his expression of joy. And lastly, there is the remote chance that he is not really reacting to anything at all, but rather, walks around with that stupid grin on his face all the damn time. I guess there's no way of telling for sure. Alas, the truth is, we will probably never really know the secret behind the smile.

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Random Strange Thoughts from the Kid

Whenever somebody accuses me of being “all talk and no action,” I have to remind them that talking, in itself, is a form of action and for that matter, so is curling up in a fetal position at the first sign of trouble.

They say you can’t have your cake and eat it too. Unfortunately, I found out the hard way that the same rule applies to other foods as well.

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Random Thoughts from Goo Goblins

I like to go up to random white people on the street and say “I should have guessed it, your one of them Bush people aren’t you. Then I like to shake my head with disgust and say “you look like a darn Neanderthal.”

I found out the hard way, that you should never put your finger really close to a bear’s face and play the “But, I’m not touching you Game.”

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Random Thoughts from Buckshot the Bandit

So the other day I was thinking about starting a band. We'd be called Climax and we'd only have one song. Here are the lyrics: Oh, Oh. This would be followed by some squirting sound effects and then the song would fade to silence. This idea falls under the thoughts category because it is just that, a thought. If I ever follow through on my plans I will move it to the Actions category.

Do you ever roll out of bed and think I want today to have a theme? Well I do and today's theme was corn. I ate corn (creamed... from a can), I thought about the journey of corn (from seed to my dinner plate), and I wrote 2 songs about corn (still untitled but one involves kernals in my feces). Maybe tomorrow will bring a new theme but for today I've got corn and that's just fine by me!

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