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Old School?

They say you can't teach an old dog new tricks and that's apparently the case with Admiral Denis Blair of the United States Navy. Without a doubt, the man is from the old school. He's obviously not comfortable with these newfangled free standing microphone contraptions. Oh no, you can see he's definitely a big believer in the traditional hand held mike. You know how that goes. Guys like Admiral Blair were brought up during an era when it was thought that a man should always hold his own microphone, regardless of the circumstances. Well, times have changed but the Admiral hasn't. Sure they might be able to force him to speak in front of a free standing mike, but by God, they can't stop him from holding his hand up as if he were really speaking into one of those hand held jobs. In the end, he may look somewhat ridiculous holding the invisible microphone, however, more importantly, he is staying true to his principles and that, my friends, makes him a better man than most.

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Random Strange Thoughts from the Kid

Does anyone actually, and I mean really deep down, wish they were an Oscar Meyer Weiner? Cause it seems like that just wouldn’t be all that great of an existence.

It occurred to me that the phrase, “There’s more than one way to skin a cat,” must be pretty disconcerting to cats.

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Random Thoughts from Goo Goblins

I find the term “hands free” cell phone to be offensive for those lacking hands.

I like to go up to random white people on the street and say “I should have guessed it, your one of them Bush people aren’t you. Then I like to shake my head with disgust and say “you look like a darn Neanderthal.”

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Random Thoughts from Buckshot the Bandit

When your a kid growing up your parents are always telling you to Just Say No to drugs. Personally, I think that if you are talking to drugs it's probably a little too late to say no.

I like kids. What I don't like are those damn shoes that are the "new thing" for kids these days. You know those fucking things with wheels on the bottom of them. Every time I see a kid go rolling by with those things on I'd like to grab them by the back of their little kid neck pull off one of those shoes and start beating them over the head with it. Now don't get me wrong, I wouldn't do any permanent damage to the kid, just enough to make him think twice before putting those things back on his feet. I don't know, maybe that's just me.

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