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German Priorities?
At first I thought that the dancing dudes at Oktoberfest in Munich were a little weird but then again, I guess if I was a young German fella, I'd probably also choose to dress up in a gay little outfit and flail around flamboyantly in the streets all day with a bunch of others guys. I mean, what would be the alternative? Spending my day consuming large quantities of beer with ugly Bavarian wenches? Sorry, but that certainly doesn’t seem very appealing to me.
RANDOM STRANGE THOUGHTS
| Why did they have to say "Beware the Ides of March". I mean what's with this Ide nonsense. Do you really think your average person is going to have any clue what that is? It sounds like some kind of strange creature or something. The point is, if you want to provide someone with a warning, don't get all fancy pants with your terminology. In this case, if they just simply said "Beware March 15th" old Julius could have taken the necessary precautions and maybe he would still be with us today. |
| Does that whole thing about not putting all your eggs in one basket also apply to the hard-boiled variety? I thought perhaps that could be the exception to the rule. |
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RANDOM THOUGHTS FROM GOO GOBLINS
| When I see a man and a woman arguing in public, I like to invite myself into the conversation by saying, “What are you guys talking about?” Usually, the man gets angry and says “Why don’t you mind your business buddy,” or you’ll even get the occasional “Fuck Off.” At this point I just grab the guy by the head and attempt to make out with him. Saying “you don’t mean those horrible things, don’t let your anger at her come between us.” |
| I sometimes take birdbaths naked. Think about it! |
RANDOM THOUGHTS FROM BUCKSHOT THE BANDIT
| The next time your home alone find a copy of Heaven Is A Place On Earth by Belinda Carlisle and ROCK OUT! You won't regret it! |
| Buckshot is Chuck Norris' father and the man that taught him to round house. |
RANDOM MISQUOTE
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"There are two kinds of people in this world, maybe even more."
- Obvious Johnson |
 
 Here's one we'll call naked alien practicing the karate. Apparently he's a black belt, but clearly his form leaves something to be desired. Quite frankly, Mr. Miyagi would be appalled. Neither "wax on wax off" nor "paint the fence". If anything, it looks more like a weak attempt at "pour the juice". What an absolute disgrace. Just another example of a know it all spaceman who can't be bothered to put forth even the slightest bit of effort.
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